To Crack a Predator(Floatzel Vore)

WARNING: CONTAINS SOFT VOR-and...you've heard this before.

We open up with a vibrant and peaceful view of the Undella Coastline. It was very early in the morning, and the bare coastline was virtually free of denizens. I woke up relatively early...in fact, I was surprised that I managed to wake up in such a prompt fashion. So...I figured that a nice, serene walk along the beach was a wonderful way to begin the day. I ran straight out to where the stretch of endless amounts of sand began. "Ooh! This looks nice..." I said out loud. I took my first step onto the beach. The sand beneath me was so refined that it felt soothing in a way. I sighed happily. "Ah...I LOVE living here!" I was so happy that the playful sense of behavior within me began to skyrocket. All I wanted to do was jump about like the drunk-happy kook I really am. I shrugged in response to the idea in my head. "Aw...what the hell?" I then started to skitter and jump around for, quite literally, no reason at all. It was the perfect time killer. After all, I spent 20 minutes jumping around aimlessly. After I eventually lost track of how far I had been walking, I stumbled upon something that piqued my interest immensely.

I looked to my right and caught glimpse of a marvelous predator specimen. It was an unusually large Floatzel sleeping comfortably on a soft bed of sand. She was so big, that I was literally at a loss for words. She must have been at least SIX feet in length...nearly twice the size of a normal Floatzel. "Wow! It's a Floatzel! She's just...sleeping there." I thought to myself. As I continued to stare at her, I was struck with another one of my vorish impulses. "Mmm...she's awfully big. A big predator like that must have one hell of a stomach." I said, lightly murring to myself. I deviously chuckled. "Hehe...Let's see what she can do." I silently walked up to the large predator. I was right beside her, still in awe at her hulking size. "Hmmm...this should do nicely." I then walked straight into her, attempting to emulate an accidental encounter. As I bumped into her, she slowly awakened from her long nap. She promptly yawned soon after. She then looked down at me, in a rather innocent way. "Oh! Why hello there, little one." She said, smiling down at me. I looked up at her in awe. "Oh! I'm terribly sorry, ma'am. I...hehe, didn't see you there." I said while smiling to myself. "Oh, don't fret about it, dear. It's perfectly fine!" said the Floatzel. She then used her only arm to gently rub my head. Due to how unspeakably frisky I had become, I enjoyed this head rubbing to a ridiculous extent. "Wow...you're quite tall for a Floatzel! You're the biggest Floatzel I've ever seen." My compliment didn't seem to phase her all that much. "Yeah...I get that a lot." she said. "I can see why! You must be, hehe...quite the predator." I smirked happily. She nodded at my statement. "Yep." She then used her only paw to pick me up and set me on her huge lap. She continued to rub my head. "My name is Whirl, by the way..." she said to me. I just continued to enjoy this head rubbing. "Hehe...nice name you got there! I'm Dewy...Dewy The Oshawott!" I continued to gawk at how big she was. After all, she was six times my own size. "So...how's life as a predator?" I asked her. "Honestly, it's a lot of fun. Because I can either help others in pain, or scare my friends by eating them." Whirl admitted. Seeing how I was neither her friend nor her enemy, I attempted to steer this into my own favor. I lightly chuckled. "Well...what about random Pokemon that just run into you?" I curiously asked. "Most of the time, I just talk to them. Sometimes they end up becoming a friend of mine." She replied. "Ah...that's nice." I said softly. I then tried a different approach. "Hmmm...what kind of prey do you like?" I said, smiling with false innocence. "Anything small, really. Either that, or my friend White Lucario." I then began to get somewhat frustrated. I took a second to think to myself. (Man...how can she NOT know what I'm getting at here?) I then looked up at Whirl. "Well...I'M small." I stated. "I can see that... However, I'm not hungry right now." Whirl replied honestly. After hearing that, I felt like my attempts at becoming prey were completely smoldered. I thought to myself once again. (Damn...she just HAD to say that.) It became apparent to me that a backup plan was needed. (Hmmm...looks like I'm gonna have to get hurt for this to work... But...where do I-) I suddenly thought of an idea. I looked up at her again. "Ah...I see. Well, I'm sorry to have taken up your time, ma'am. Thank you for the company, by the way. I really must be going..." I proceeded to jump down from Whirl's lap and walk away. Whirl was surprised by my early departure, but still didn't attempt to stop me. "Alright...bye, Dewy!" Whirl then laid back down. While walking away, an idea came to my mind. "Looks like I'm gonna need a friend's help on this one..."

I continued to walk off until I found a nice hiding place behind a large rock that was nearby. Once I was out of Whirl's sight, I immediately hid behind said rock. I poked my head around the corner to see if she was still sleeping. She seemed to be set stationary for a while. I promptly took out my Scalchop Shell Phone. "I've only got one shot at this..." I dialed the number I wanted in hopes that my friend would pick up. I was given ten seconds of a monotonous dial tone. "Oh come on...pick up already!" As soon as I said that, I received an answer. "Yello, you've reached Max!" said the voice. "Yo, Max...it's Dewy!" I answered. "Oh hey, bud! Nice hearin from ya! Whatcha need?" Max questioned. "Hey man, I need your help. I'm trying to get vored by this female Floatzel down by the Undella coastline. But...she's hard to crack." I hastily muttered. "Hard to crack? Whatcha mean by that, bud?" Max retorted. "Let's just say...she's none too ravenous. In other words...she's not hungry." I explained. "Let me guess...you need me to go down there and set up a scripted attack so that she thinks you're injured and lets you rest inside her belly...am I right?" Max blurted out. I was surprised how he managed to deduce this. "Actually...yes. That's EXACTLY right. I figured a big Typhlosion like you would make for a formidable, ahem, predator." I replied. "Not a problem, bud! I'll be down there in a moment's notice!" The call then ended. I casually leaned against the rock while I waited for Max to show up. Then, all of a sudden, Max showed up straight the hell out of nowhere. "Hey there, bud! Sorry I'm late! So...where's this Floatzel babe you were talkin about?" Asked Max, in his stupidly amusing accent. "Just around the corner, man. Look for yourself!" I pointed in the opposite direction. Max poked his head out and caught sight of Whirl sleeping.  "Whoa MAMA! She's a big one, isn't she? Man, I don't blame you for wanting to be her prey!" Max exclaimed. I laughed at what he said. "Tell me about it! So! Why don't you start by flinging me over there and then go berserk with your flamethrowers? I'm used to your attacks...so show no mercy!" I said, clenching my paws in vigor. Max then nodded rapidly like an idiot. "You got it, bud!" Max then socked me hard with a fire punch, sending me flying out into the open. Whirl woke up when she heard me call out in my scripted yelps of pain. When I landed, I lied down on my back trying to emulate me being harmed. Seeing this, Whirl became infuriated and started to defend me from Max's Flamethrowers. She shot out a large stream of water from her mouth, which managed to counter Max's flames. After a few of her water guns, all of Max's flames were completely doused. Max actually broke out into a sweat. Then, Whirl tackled Max with extreme aggression, lifting him up by his own neck! She started to choke him. "You like to hurt my friends, do you? You stay away from Dewy...he's done nothing wrong. And if I ever see you hurt him again...you'll regret it! Got it?" Max was literally gasping for air. "Alright! Alright already! I'll stay away from him! Just let me go, ya crazy otter!" Max screamed out. As this ordeal was going on, I peeked one of my eyes out. Then immediately closed it. Whirl glared at Max. "You better..." She released her powerful grip on Max, dropping him down to the ground. "Now go!" Struck with legitimate terror, Max bolted away in fear.

Whirl approached my beatened body and gently picked me up. She held me close to her head, looking at me with great concern. I opened my eyes up to her bright smile. She licked my face with affection. "Are you ok?" she softly asked me. Her caring tone of voice relaxed me as I twitched in pain. "I-I think so..." To my surprise, Max's fire punch actually managed to hurt me a little. I cringed in pain. "Ow...that fire punch actually hurt." I placed a paw over my burn mark. Whirl frowned with pity after hearing this. She licked my face again and attempted to cure my burn marks using Heal Pulse. As odd as that is, it worked beautifully. My burn marks disappeared, along with most of the pain. "Wow...that's incredible." I murmured. Then...it happened. The goal that I tried so hard to accomplish was finally about to go through fruition. The massive Floatzel showed no hesitation in keeping me safe within her. She licked me one final time before I was inserted head first in between her cushy lips. My head had quickly been shoved into her mouth, which was copiously drenched in her balmy saliva. Her slimy tongue was rubbing against my fur, which only made me feel better. "Mmm...your maw is great." I said to her. As I told her that, she began gently shoving me into her moist throat. I murred loudly as her damp rings of flesh lightly compressed around my torso. She tightened her soft gullet as I was pulled deeper inside. It wasn't long before my entire body became engulfed by her. My tiny feet had been slurped up into her mouth, sealing myself inside of her. I continued to enjoy the slimy texture inside the depths of her esophagus. "Mmm...this feels great." I purred so loudly, that I actually managed to tickle her neck. With me tightly wrapped inside her gullet, I was nothing but a mere bulge within her neck. She then gave one final swallow to send me on my way. As she swallowed, her throat muscles loosened a bit and pulled me deeper and deeper down into her body. Within a few seconds, I landed softly into her stomach. As soon as I landed inside, I already felt right at home. Her stomach walls were soft, moist, and unspeakably warm. The comfort I was feeling couldn't be described. It was...amazing. I casually exhaled. "Ah...now THIS is the place to be!" I said out loud. With her stomach full, Whirl reclined in a relaxed position. She then lightly patted her bulging stomach. "Being inside a belly is always nice." she said to me. I sighed happily. "Tell me about it...yours is wonderful." I replied happily. I squirmed around inside her, hoping to make her belch. My squirming made her purr loudly before she finally let out a burp. "I like making new friends." She giggled as she rubbed her belly. " 'Friend'? I'm your friend now?" I asked curiously. She nodded. "Yeah...it does." she admitted. Hearing this, I rested my head against her stomach walls. "Hehe...you're awfully sweet." I told her. She giggled. "Thank you." I lied on my back, ready to relax. As I closed my eyes, I began to reflect on what I've been through. "Ah...totally worth it..."  With my words echoing inside my new friend, I began to slowly drift into sleep...